The Abs0lution group has hacked the Ministry of Finance’s website. One of the top stories reads as follows:
Robert Mugabe & Morgan Tsvangirai reportedly dead after being attacked by mole people, At approximately 3pm the two presidential candidates were set upon by a gang of vicious mole people.
It is unknown from where these mole people originated from, Some say they came from neighboring Zambia or Botswana, Others say they came from outer space, Wherever they came from they certainly came for a reason.
Now that is funny. I bet someone’s seeing fire as we speak.
If they’ve noticed.